What is English Major?
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Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.
Whatever happened to Bobby?
He's homeless now.
Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.
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Someone who should change majors.
Lololol you're an English Major.
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Someone who is well versed in useless information. Classes are usually painstakingly boring, and chanting of "Would you like whipped cream and sprinkles with that?"
"That guy that works at Starbucks is a total English Major."
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the bermuda triangle but in england. it's corners are grimsby, doncaster and hull.
yeah, last we saw of him he was headed towards ..
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an involuntary exclamation when confronted by extreme awesomeness or cuteness
"I logged on and and saw the pics of your new l33t ..
