English Major

What is English Major?

1.

Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.

Whatever happened to Bobby?

He's homeless now.

Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.

See english, major, homeless, homelessness, jobless

2.

Someone who should change majors.

Lololol you're an English Major.

See fag, homo, idiot, queer, bitch, unintelligent

3.

Someone who is well versed in useless information. Classes are usually painstakingly boring, and chanting of "Would you like whipped cream and sprinkles with that?"

"That guy that works at Starbucks is a total English Major."
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