What is English Major?
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Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.
Whatever happened to Bobby?
He's homeless now.
Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.
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Someone who should change majors.
Lololol you're an English Major.
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Someone who is well versed in useless information. Classes are usually painstakingly boring, and chanting of "Would you like whipped cream and sprinkles with that?"
"That guy that works at Starbucks is a total English Major."
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Synonym for "masturbate".
"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me
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To be so highly aroused by someone's obituary that you search out their gravesite and dig them up to have sex with their cold, stif..
