What is English Major?
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Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.
Whatever happened to Bobby?
He's homeless now.
Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.
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Someone who should change majors.
Lololol you're an English Major.
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Someone who is well versed in useless information. Classes are usually painstakingly boring, and chanting of "Would you like whipped cream and sprinkles with that?"
"That guy that works at Starbucks is a total English Major."
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One who excessively chugs balls, and talks about balls on a constant basis.
Adam Schmid is a ballchugger...
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If u just got someone really good or need them to understand how much of nothing they are, this is the phrase to use. Best if used again..
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A big keer or big cock. Literally meaning a "plump cock".
Parham is a keer gholombe, because he has a very big keer...
