What is English Muffin?
1.
An English girl's pussy
Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.
2.
1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;
2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.
"Are you an English Muffin?"
"Bloody twat's a Muffin."
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3.
A stuck up, old, english person that corrects your grammer...or really anything they can correct with their nose in the air.
grandson:
I laaahhned good in biohlagy today grandma
british grandma: you leehhned GOOD young mahnn?!?!?
grandson: LEHNED WELL grandmuthah LEHNED WELL!! reeaally, you ah SUCH an ENGLISH MUFFIN!!!
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4.
A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.
T-Head: Yo Bry, I heard you lost the English muffin game last night...you still have some cum on your lip.
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!
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