English Patient

What is English Patient?


1.

Verb) The act of sitting down and defecating at the same time. This, in turn, will make feces fill the anal crevasse upon which the owner of said feces will wait until said feces forms into hard crust. This, can then in turn, be used as a dagger or a boomerang in which small children and hemophiliacs can enjoy. Corn bits and other nondigestive foods add to the aerodynamics as well as the sharpness of the finished product.

For the talent show, Beirne made an English Patient on stage and decided to use it as a microphone until he became hungry and ate it.


15

Random Words:

1. When you and twenty-five of your friends stand on a roof above of a high traffic pedestrian walkway and choke the chicken over hundreds ..
1. 1.when someone screws up their face and screws up their hands, while rapidly moving them. This is usually done by computer geeks. 2. t..
1. the ultimate curse word. THE force to be reckoned with. You can't top it unless you added bitch, which doesn't flow as nicely...