What is English People?
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"Tend to be cry babies on xbox live."
And also get incredibly-extremely angry when insulted, and when insulted will insult the insulter with the rudest and most unbelievebly nasty swearwords known to man.
English people, right now lets get on with the definition:
English person: "oh no you got me again"
Foreigner (usually a Yank, no offence intended): "shut up, you little English/British baby."
English person: "F**K YOU! YOU SH*TFORBRAINS, GO EAT (insert incredibly fatty food here), YOU STUPID YANK C*NT!!!!!!!!"
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Big pussies who took the Falklands from us, as well as having horrible teeth, always getting beat at futbol by south americans even though they are credited with the invention of the sport. they tend to drink excessively and have small penises. their accents are so grave that you can understand few of them, and those that you can understand you would just like them to shut the fuck up. this includes small 8th graders, excluding women with them name of Sophie.
Jack is a short-fuck, a great example of english people
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tend to be cry babies on xbox live. they also scream at you calling you horrible names like fat, inbred, and other terrible things even tho they are lead by a queen and it rains all day in england and they have sand in there pussies
I Yannkee I: Yes my favorite map on Cod4!
English gamer 101: I hate you you dumb yank your so fat and you inbred all day i hope you lose on you favorite map
I Yannkee I: Why are you so made do you have sand in your pussy? all you english people are the same. cry cry cry i need my mommy's tits!
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Members of the southern part of the United Kingdom that does not come from any form of Celtic background or origin (i.e. Scotland, Ireland or Wales).
These people have a tendancy to be smug and arrogant, as their parliament dictates over the other parts of the UK, and imposes taxation on resources native to Scotland like their oil found off the coast of Shetland...
Chancellor "...and here we have in this years budget of a further 2 pence per gallon of petrol, in order to screw the scottish people out of the last industry that the Tory government in the 80's has not killed off...This will benefit all English People as we have no resources left of our own"
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