English Shampoo

What is English Shampoo?

A polite euphanism for ejaculatory fluid. First used by transplanted Englishman Corey.

"Yeah, then I gave her a load of English Shampoo... Told her to make sure and lather it up real nice."

See semen, jizz, skeet, splooge, nut, white

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