English Tea

What is English Tea?


1.

The act of giving a man a handjob with the pinkie finger extended, as though drinking a cup of tea. Alternatively, performing fellatio whilst holding the man's penis in this manner. Drinking the results is optional but strongly suggested.

Dude, I walked in on my roommate the other day; his girlfriend was giving him the english tea.

See handjob, blowjob, fellatio, andrew, robyn, wtf, sex

2.

The British slang form of tea bagging,or blow job, more acurately it is to suck on one mans testicles

Janine gives me the best english tea

See tea bag, bj, blow job, oral sex, going down

3.

Desgusting to the point of suicide

(goes well with krumpets)

"Philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!"

"all because of English Tea!!!"

See english, tea, en, glish, t, ea


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