Englutch

What is Englutch?


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Englutch is the daft way Dutch people talk English. If there are words which appear in both languages, they just pronounce them in Dutch, even if the words have totally different meanings, like the word 'of'.

An 's' becomes 'sh',

'v' becomes an 'f',

'th' becomes 't', 'f' or 'd'.

And so on.

A Dutch interviewer once got laughed at by the Spice Girls when he was constantly mentioning their turd album (third album).

Englutch ish de deft way Dutch people tok English. If dere are words which appear in boaf lankwitshesh, dey shust pronounsh dem in Dutch, even if de wordsh hef totally different meaningsh, like the word 'of'.

See english, language, daft, stupid


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