What is Engsci?
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1) A student the division of Engineering Science at the University of Toronto.
2) A terminal stress condition whose symptoms include: headaches, nausia, loss of sleep, bad hygene and worse GPAs.
3) A person who has mastered vector calculus and yet cannot add properly.
4) Someone who is
5) someone who has not yet dropped out of NSCI.
6) Someone who is better than you are.
Jimmy studies Engineering Science: Biomed at UoT.
Sally didn't sleep for 5 days while trying to finish her design/lab/problem sets. She also didnt eat, bathe or see sunlight.
Jack took the integral of the magnetic flux passing through a surface S which was induced by the changing electric field as determined by Maxwell's equations. He got it wrong when he fucked up the minus sign.
"Oh, you're a 2nd year engsci? You are so fucked!"
At least they dont take Indy...
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A very popular and famous program at the University of Toronto dedicated to destroying the lives of all but a few of its participants. Students fortunate enough to enter this prestigious academic program will typically have their self-confidence undergo matter-antimatter annihilation.
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The flagship engineering program at the University of Toronto. Any Joe with a 90 average in high school can get into EngSci, just like any Joe with an 80 average can get into any of the other engineering programs at this university.
EngSci is slightly more challenging than any of the other engineering programs offered only because its pace is somewhat faster. EngSci students love to brag about their program and make self-deprecating jokes about how difficult it is. People who aren't in EngSci love to make the same jokes about people who are in EngSci. Through this phenomenon, an untrue and self-perpetuating mythical aura surrounds this program.
EngSci students love to think that they are enrolled in the most hardcore program in the world, and one should respect that opinion, but only to the same extent that one should respect their opinion that their girlfriend is the hottest girl in the world. EngSci students think they are really smart, so when they fail at delta-epsilon proofs, they appeal for pity with the excuse "oh, it's only because i'm in EngSci!"
First year EngSci courses mainly review grade 12 material, and any new material introduced is limited to that which is already taught in AP or IB courses. It is in fact quite easy to get an 80 average in EngSci while spending most of your time smoking weed and playing video games.
Engineering Science is a strong, well funded and well organized program, but kids just need to stop cupping their own nuts.
-Joe is in first year EngSci. He got an 80 average first semester, despite spending every weekend in another city having sex with his girlfriend, and spending every weekday either stoned or at the gym.
-Billy is in fist year Engsci. He thought he was really smart because he graduated top of the class of his public highschool (a school mostly populated by emos and wiggers). Upon entering EngSci, he realizes that he is in fact not that smart. He slaves away to barely make a 75 average, sacrificing his social life and not getting laid at all. Instead of admitting that perhaps he is not as smart as he thought, he compensates by using the excuse "oh, it's only because i'm in EngSci", thus propagating EngSci's mythical status.
-The physics midterm is coming up. Joe skipped most of the practice problems and all of tutorials. He didn't start studying until the night before, and went to the exam on 1 hour of sleep. He got 90%. He then went home to blaze and play counter-strike.
-Billy studied his ass off for the same test and got 80%. He then went onto Urban Dictionary to bitch about being in EngSci.
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The flagship engineering program at the University of Toronto. Any Joe with a 90 average in high school can get into EngSci, just like any Joe with an 80 average can get into any of the other engineering programs at this university.
EngSci is slightly more challenging than any of the other engineering programs offered only because its pace is somewhat faster. EngSci students love to brag about their program and make self-deprecating jokes about how difficult it is. People who aren't in EngSci love to make the same jokes about people who are in EngSci. Through this phenomenon, an untrue and self-perpetuating mythical aura surrounds this program.
EngSci students love to think that they are enrolled in the most hardcore program in the world, and one should respect that opinion, but only to the same extent that one should respect their opinion that their girlfriend is the hottest girl in the world. EngSci students think they are really smart, so when they fail at delta-epsilon proofs, they appeal for pity with the excuse "oh, it's only because i'm in EngSci!"
First year EngSci courses mainly review grade 12 material, and any new material introduced is limited to that which is already taught in AP or IB courses. It is in fact quite easy to get an 80 average in EngSci while spending most of your time smoking weed and playing video games.
Engineering Science is a strong, well funded and well organized program, but kids just need to stop cupping their own nuts.
-Joe is in first year EngSci. He got an 80 average first semester, despite spending every weekend in another city having sex with his girlfriend, and spending every weekday either stoned or at the gym.
-Billy is in fist year Engsci. He thought he was really smart because he graduated top of the class of his public highschool (a school mostly populated by emos and wiggers). Upon entering EngSci, he realizes that he is in fact not that smart. He slaves away to barely make a 75 average, sacrificing his social life and not getting laid at all. Instead of admitting that perhaps he is not as smart as he thought, he compensates by using the excuse "oh, it's only because i'm in EngSci", thus propagating EngSci's mythical status.
-The physics midterm is coming up. Joe skipped most of the practice problems and all of tutorials. He didn't start studying until the night before, and went to the exam on 1 hour of sleep. He got 90%. He then went home to blaze and play counter-strike.
-Billy studied his ass off for the same test and got 80%. He then went onto Urban Dictionary to bitch about being in EngSci.
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