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1. A term used to describe the sexual act of sucking your own cock, giving yourself a blowjob. My girlfriend caught me sucking my cock and..

1. One who obsesses over the anal cavities of another. "Jesus, Tyler is such a hemersex."..

1. Typically used in a business environment, it refers to co-workers sucking up to the boss, as in a dog humping his owner's leg. Tim..