Enigmaneering

What is Enigmaneering?


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like imagineering, except it makes no sense

lock up the copy paper because we use too much, don't order toiletpaper because it COSTS MONEY, drive past 4 Lowe's stores (40miles) to deliver an appliance that was in-stock w/in 10 miles of customer's house; complete enigmaneering

See idiocy, lunacy, ludicrous, ridiculous, stupidity


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