Enjoy My Own Company

What is Enjoy My Own Company?


1.

verb. a nicer way of saying " masturbate"

obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.

take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.

can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.

Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."

Bill: "What, are you single?"

Jim: (sigh...)

See masturbate, spank the monkey, finger, jacking off, rub one out


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