What is Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome?


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The more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.

English Teacher: Class, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.

Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

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