Enoch Showunmi

What is Enoch Showunmi?


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Enoch Showunmi is a beast.

He's tall and feared throughout the footballing world.

He plays for Bristol City and no-one is safe when he's on the pitch or in close proximity to the stadium.

He often does a tribal dance before a match to intimidate his opponents. Although he doesn't need to as every man in the world quivers at the sight of his sheer masculinaty.

He has a gigantic wang, probably similar to the size of Leroy Lita

He also sings gospelly for his local church.

It's wonderful.

Arsenal fan 1 (shouts to Showunmi) - Showunmi's a pussy.

Enoch Showunmi - ARGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Destroys everything*

See arsenal, pussy, wang


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