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The use of tragedy or misfortune by someone to get some pussy.
After Joe cried on Dawns shoulder for an hour about his father only havi..
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its what jackie chan says in his animated cartoon when he's really really pissed because he knows that he'll never get laid
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The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.
Robert&ap..