What is Enon Valley?
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An extremely small town of about 400 people in western Pennsylvania. It is an extremely quaint place to live and everyone knows everyone and their great grandparents. Boredom is inevitable and the only fun thing to do is harass amish people.
Kid from a town of more than 400 people: Hey man, are you doing anything tonight?
Enon Valley Citizen:
Nah, man I live in Enon Valley
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