Enron Edit Meaning

1.

A radical redistribution of wealth, usually from poor to rich. Trickle up theory.

I got Enroned, and now live in a van, down by the river.

2.

an evil company that sapped money from California, screwed it's workers and shareholders, and worked with corrupt politicians (see Bill Clinton and George W. Bush) to pass laws to keep it at the top of the heap. was destroyed when a whistle-blower showed what an evil company they were.

Ken Lay jumped from the sinking Enron ship.

3.

v. to be cheated; to take money unjustly.

The US government will take responsibility. It will not Enron the American people.

4.

a once successful and dominant company in the energy business, but has fallen because they tried to hide company losses and avoid taxes by creating made-up entities. as a result of these unethical practices, enron has become bankrupt and robbed their employees of their retirement funds. the most infamous name associated with this scandal is Kenneth Lay, who is on trial as of januray 2006. he is charged on 11 counts ranging from insider trading to bank fraud.

ken lay and enron took my money. give it back you son of a bitch. i can't feed my kids. his defense is totally fucked, he should've plead guilty like the rest of his buddies.

See corruption, screwed, Jim

5.

1. (n) A company that got fucked by Ken Lay and his butbuddies.

2. (a) A way of saying that someone/thing is going to go bankrupt.

1. Enron blows chunks

2. Worldcom enroned a couple days ago, but they are continuing to serve clients.

See Moe

6.

a company that "formerlly" owned the Republicans and rented the Democrats.

7.

to shred or destroy documents

Did you enron those void checks?

See shred, destroy, annihilate, rid