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A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.
I was almost fired for being late to work due to..
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the forceful insertion of a pigeon into ones rectal passage.
Kenny G: "i was walking past Sylvester Stallones dressing room and he..
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The anniversary date of a wedding engagement. Could also be the date when a promise ring was given. Similar to ringversary.
Hubby: Ha..
