What is Envelope?
1.
You lick it. It is shoved in your slot.
Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners!
2.
An ancient device to keep paper internets safe when transferring information at 3 to 5 bits per hour across the Earth.
Steve: I need to send this piece of internets to my friend Unka Mika in Cameroon ASAP! What do I do?
Linda: I have some envelopes in my floor safe with other antiquities. I'll sell you one for 50 bucks.
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3.
to ejaculate between a woman's asscheeks and hold together until they're stuck shut.
After I gave her the envelope her shit got stuck up her asshole, it was hilarious.
4.
a word used to describe a vagina that doesn't look overly used
"My gf has a nice little envelope, not like my last one that had a real meat sandwich!"
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5.
Something you can send mail in. It is correctly pronounced ''en-vuh-lope''. ''onvelope'' is a mispronunciation of the word.
See ''onvelope''.
I think I need to open the envelope.
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6.
Condensed water in the sky, generally in white, that causes the rain. Cloud
Look the envelopes in the sky. I guess will rain tonight!
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7.
You dumbass, cant you figure it out... you send your mail in it! duhh!!
I'm so dumb i dont know what the word "envelope" means.
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