Envelope Titties

What is Envelope Titties?


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When the breasts not only sag, but they sag outwards much like the flaps on an envelope.

Jose: I'm not going to the gym today...Me tired and lazy.

Mandrake: you forgot Fat

Jose: At least I don't have envelope titties...Sandra!

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