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Drunk and high as all fuckin' hell.
"Ok so Alex thought he saw a PANDA in the tree, but it was just Pat instead."
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To get belligerently intoxicated. Involves chiefly the consumption of brown liquor in the form of shots. After morning effects include t..
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To have an ass so tight you can shove coal into it and it will come out as a diamond.
Oh my god Jessie has Kefakalitis!?
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