What is Epeen?
1.
short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.
my epeen is bigger than yours
did you see the size of his epeen?
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2.
(noun) short for "Electronic PEnis ENlargement".
Behavior quite commonly found on online discussion boards or similar, where some looser tries to establish his superiority - and thus the merit of his or her opinion - by stating how skilled and awesome he or she is, rather than forming a sound argument.
Generally also used to condescendingly refer to someones ego.
Looser: blah blah blah - and then I completed the game in one day. You are obviously inferior and should kiss the ground I walk on and accept my every word as a divine truth.
Rival: Don't pay any attention to the looser with the huge epeen!
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3.
electronic penis. when you zap somebody in an argument online, and they cant come up with a fitting comeback, everyone bows to the almighty might of your epenis. accentuates the fact that an online argument is like the special olympics, when you win youre still a retard.
squirly98: coldplay is for fags.
quilted711: come back when your balls drob.
squirly98: your epeen just grew 2 inches.
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