Epen0s

What is Epen0s?

What grows in length when one brags on the internet about his/her car, computer, new gadget, etc.

John: My dual 4ghz Pentium 4s just arrived! As soon as UPS delivers my water cooling system I'm gonna have the fastest computer on the block!

Mark: What were you saying? I was busy having sex and not worrying about my epen0s.

Cheer

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Svloche

1. Russian for "you bastard!" Svloche! you slept with my sister, Im gonna pound you till you have a butter face. See bastard, b..

Up And Down The Slide

1. Wanna Fuck?, Let's have sex. Another term for fucking. If you want a guy to know that you want to fuck him, say this phrase and he..

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