Epen0s

What is Epen0s?

What grows in length when one brags on the internet about his/her car, computer, new gadget, etc.

John: My dual 4ghz Pentium 4s just arrived! As soon as UPS delivers my water cooling system I'm gonna have the fastest computer on the block!

Mark: What were you saying? I was busy having sex and not worrying about my epen0s.

Umair

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Asspuck

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