What is Epen0s?
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What grows in length when one brags on the internet about his/her car, computer, new gadget, etc.
John: My dual 4ghz Pentium 4s just arrived! As soon as UPS delivers my water cooling system I'm gonna have the fastest computer on the block!
Mark: What were you saying? I was busy having sex and not worrying about my epen0s.
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another name for an erecton or boner as most people like to call it. Its when the head of the penis turns purple to an extent from squee..
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The result of an extended period of time spent not kissing or making out causing your throat to dry and force a cough.
Dude 1: You havn..
