Epen0s

What is Epen0s?

What grows in length when one brags on the internet about his/her car, computer, new gadget, etc.

John: My dual 4ghz Pentium 4s just arrived! As soon as UPS delivers my water cooling system I'm gonna have the fastest computer on the block!

Mark: What were you saying? I was busy having sex and not worrying about my epen0s.

Erik Wilson

1. A word to define the process or sucking your own dick(named after the founder himself). The ability to bend your body so much to the poi..

Ladymom

1. A woman who has no personal interests, existing only to raise her children. She used to do triathlons but she is just a ladymom since s..

Zitface

1. A term for someone who has many zits or pimples on their face. Use some soap, zitface!..

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