Epen0s

What is Epen0s?

What grows in length when one brags on the internet about his/her car, computer, new gadget, etc.

John: My dual 4ghz Pentium 4s just arrived! As soon as UPS delivers my water cooling system I'm gonna have the fastest computer on the block!

Mark: What were you saying? I was busy having sex and not worrying about my epen0s.

Glig

1. A slang term for male genitalia. Usually used in the context of masturbation. "When my chick won't let me hit it, I just jigg..

Jacques Cousteau

1. zhäk - kü -'stO 1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen. 2. Extremely vigorous felatio...

Hung Vo

1. a sarcastic boy who likes to contradict himself while talking about life he was such a being such a hung vo at last saturday's par..

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