What is Epic Failfest?
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one who fantasizes about having sex with inanimate objects while masturbating to nugget porn via webcam
Bradley Maxson: Dude I was so epic failfest last night.
Clayton: I wish I was there dude, musta been epic
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When a man of obscene girth can no longer reach his penis to masturbate, he will simply use his inner thighs until orgasm is achieved.
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