Epic Flail

What is Epic Flail?


1.

Very similar to Epic Fail, except, by some means that should most likely not be allowed by the laws of probability and physics in general, it becomes so clumsy it turns around and turns into win.

fail: Try to punch somebody and miss.

epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.

Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.

See fail, flail, win, epic win

2.

Epic Flail (v)

1) To wave one's arms wildly in an erratic motion, causing physical harm or worry to others.

2) To make a motion or gesture that results in embarrassment.

3) To dance like a dying fish

Audrey: Oh my God! Look over there!! -Moved her hands wildly, resulting in the black eye of a stranger.-

Shannon: Epic Flail.

"See that guy dancing over there? He epically flails.

See flail, epic, dance, wave

3.

John McCain.

McCain's epic flail: "The attention high from when I chose a badly underqualified religious nut as my running mate has worn off. So now I'm going to cancel debates and pretend I care about the Wall Street bailout. Look at me, I'm running a Very Serious Campaign!"

See fail, epic, lose, loser, alzheimer's

4.

Very similar to Epic Fail, except, by some means that should most likely not be allowed by the laws of probability and physics in general, it becomes so clumsy it turns around and turns into win.

fail: Try to punch somebody and miss.

epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.

Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.

See epic fail, fail, flail, rat flail, pwnage


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