What is Epic Long?
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A synonym to the word
Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
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Circa 2009, term meaning handjob. Coined by one, Joshua Hunter Eflin.
"My crown jewels are getting cold. They need that Royal Hand..