Epic Long

What is Epic Long?

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.

Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"

See epic fail, fail, failure, long, stupid

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