What is Epic Tense?
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1. A verb tense expressing epicness
2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale
3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing
"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."
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The act of fornication with ten chicks at the same time.
"Hey guys! Guess what I did last night?"
"What?!"
"..
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A man of Non Asian Decent, having a small Cock.
Damn That Whitey has a severe case of Asian-Cockinitus
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