Epic Tense

What is Epic Tense?

1. A verb tense expressing epicness

2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale

3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing

"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."

"Don't you mean it wil-"

"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."

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Brittini

1. Brittini is a total badass. No one in the world is like a Brittini. She will kick your ass and hates all girls who names are maggie a..

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1. A fat chick eg she would need a forklift to carry her around. Did you snog that forklift special again last night? See bb..

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