What is Epic Tense?
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1. A verb tense expressing epicness
2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale
3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing
"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."
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1: term used to describe a person so mentally wily and clever that they have the ability to see through any ..
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when a nazi zombie gets totally owned by a bazooka
you can kill a zombie with a bazooka and say "ZOMBIE GO BOOM!!!"
See made..
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oooh romantic
Used in an awkward silence.
Not taken liturally...
"My dad just died"
*awkward silence*
"Oooh romanti..
