Epic Tense

What is Epic Tense?

1. A verb tense expressing epicness

2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale

3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing

"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."

"Don't you mean it wil-"

"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."

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Yoon Suk

1. A person who enjoys playing chess and walks around acting as if he is God. Holy cow look at the retarted Yoon Suk. See fat, obese, stu..

Lumpkin Facial

1. While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giv..

Schilting

1. 1) One whose sole purpose is to tease the world with their physique, comedic gold, and plenty of rolfs to rub it in. I was walking by a..

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