Epic Tense

What is Epic Tense?

1. A verb tense expressing epicness

2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale

3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing

"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."

"Don't you mean it wil-"

"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."

See epic, tense, verb, shall, grammar

Fagcent

1. A non-pejorative term used to describe the girlish manner in which some gay men choose to speak. Often high-pitched and colorful, this a..

Five Awesome Girls

1. A YouTube project that is a mix of Brotherhood 2.0 and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in which 5 girls alternate making a video blog ..

Holy Catfish

1. same as such words as holy crap and such. A good friend of mine says, "Holy Catfish!" when he is at work (at a school) so as ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Epic Tense Edit Meaning