What is Epic Tense?
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1. A verb tense expressing epicness
2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale
3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing
"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."
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Completely made-up word, coined by pro-Black hip-hop group X Clan. Not to be confused with the actual word, "vainglorious".
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To put your dick in another person's bong before they take a hit.
person1:Yo bro you should totally zingbongatong matt's bong..
