Epicologist

What is Epicologist?


1.

One who dedicates his career in the studies of epicness. These people often are cool, and awesome, and make quite a bit of money.

If you ever run into an epicologist the best things to do are:

A) Shake their hand

B) Hug them (Regardless of their sex)

C) Give them more money as they need to become even more epic

How to identify a epicologist:

There is no way to identify a epicologist, for they are to god-like to identify.

Examples of an epicologist are:

Neil Bohr due to one of his quotes

Neo from the Matrix

Stewy from Family Guy

and many others.

See epic, awesome, cool, epicology, epicness, uncool


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