What is Epicosity?
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A type of measurement used in association with Epicology, used to study the Value of one's Epic-ness
1. The epicosity of you shooting that guy in both eyeballs from 100ft is pretty damn high
2. A 'Sean Connery' is the maximum level of epicosity
a) Chuck Norris = about half a Sean Connery epicosity.
3. Prepare for Maximum epicosity!
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The meaning of all life. Epicosity makes the world go round, it's what puts money in your wallet, and it's what puts prostitutes in your bed. It's what makes Chuck Norris so fit and tone.
"May the Epicosity be with you my young apprentice."
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