Episiotomy Edit Meaning

1.

A surgical procedue in which a slit is made connecting the rectumand the vaginaso as to aid in childbirth. Results in a (hopefully temporary) cloaca-like opening.

Your head is so fat that your mom had to have an episiotomy to have you.

2.

A medical procedure in where a pregnant girl is cut from her poontang to her asshole to accomodate the child.

Girl- "I have news! I am preggers!"

Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"

Girl- "I have a tigh poon so they are going to do a Episiotomy"

Gay guy "Whats that my dear?

Girl- "They are going to cut me from my cooch to my asshole!"

Gay guy "Dear Jesus. What happens when you shit? Do you get shit in your cooch??"

Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that"

Gay guy "Can they make my asshole bigger?"

Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that also."

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Girl 2 "Is this episiotomy going to help me shit better or let me accomodate donkeys?"

Doctor "I can arrange it so that you can do both at the same time. I will check to see if your insurance covers it."

See preggers, pregnant, episiotomy, vagina, knocked up, asshole, cut

3.

A medical procedure in where a pregnant girl is cut from her poontangto her asshole to accomodate the child.

Girl- "I have news! I am preggers!"

Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"

Girl- "I have a tigh poon so they are going to do a Episiotomy"

Gay guy "Whats that my dear?

Girl- "They are going to cut me from my cooch to my asshole!"

Gay guy "Dear Jesus. What happens when you shit? Do you get shit in your cooch??"

Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that"

Gay guy "Can they make my asshole bigger?"

Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that also."

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Girl 2 "Is this episiotomy going to help me shit better or let me accomodate donkeys?"

Doctor "I can arrange it so that you can do both at the same time. I will check to see if your insurance covers it."

See preggers, episiotomy, asshole, donkey, shit, poon