What is Epona?
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The name of the brown coated (white around certain areas) colt (when you first recieve her) in Zelda:Ocarnia of Time, by Nintendo. Link is given her by Maylon, from the Lon Lon Ranch. When Link recieves the ocarnia, he is able to call Epona with "Epona's Song." (Surprise.) He can use her to ride...around. Faster. She has a carrot meter at the top of the screen to measure how much energy she has left.
((Actually happened.))
"Epona's kinda fat, no?"
"WTF!" *Tosses book at Fox*
"YOU PLAY."
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and idotic horse from oot!or... a slightly dumb colt from mm
epona is smarter young than old
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basically an annoying fat ass, that doesnt actually PLAY truth or dare...but forces everyone else to do things to make them suffer.
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Masturbation, jacking off, beating your meat.
Raf: hey man jack me off yah
Raf: 8==(''')==D~~~~
Josh: damn dawg you mu..