What is Epoophany?
1.
A sudden realization or "moment of clarity" you have while sitting on the toilet.
(Coming out of the bathroom) "OMG! I just had an epoophany!"
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2.
A sudden "brilliant" realization that, upon reflection, turns out to be stupid (often immediately after you've shouted it out to everyone within earshot, or, worse, published it in a public forum).
"John had a really embarrassing epoophany in math class yesterday; he thought he'd figured out that all odd numbers were prime (because 3, 5, and 7 are) and tried to prove it in front of the whole class."
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3.
Having an epiphany while taking a dump
"Oh shit I just had an epoophany!" (no pun intended)
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