Epoophany

What is Epoophany?


1.

A sudden realization or "moment of clarity" you have while sitting on the toilet.

(Coming out of the bathroom) "OMG! I just had an epoophany!"

See epiphany

2.

A sudden "brilliant" realization that, upon reflection, turns out to be stupid (often immediately after you've shouted it out to everyone within earshot, or, worse, published it in a public forum).

"John had a really embarrassing epoophany in math class yesterday; he thought he'd figured out that all odd numbers were prime (because 3, 5, and 7 are) and tried to prove it in front of the whole class."

See epiphany, stupidity, embarrassment, communication

3.

Having an epiphany while taking a dump

"Oh shit I just had an epoophany!" (no pun intended)

See poo, epiphany, dump, poop, shit


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