Epople

What is Epople?


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Verb:

To Epople - Epopling

The method by which bubble-wrap is purged of air.

Epopling is carried out in many ways, but the most frequent method (and only method certified by the International Epopling Authority) involves firm placements of thumbs upon bubbles until all air is released in a sharp and satisfying manner.

Many people have referred to this as "popping" bubble-wrap, but this insidious degradation of language is committed by uneducated simpletons who are unaware of proper Epopling etiquette.

Freddy: Hey, whatya got there?

Olive: It's a big bundle of bubble-wrap!

Freddy: Oh hand it over! I love to pop it!

Olive: THAT'S EPOPLE YOU WRETCHED WHELP!

See epople, bubble, wrap


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