Eporleate Edit Meaning

1. A woman who is not yet infirm, but whose lack of prowessin bed gives the impression of paraplegia. I'd rather scratch my balls tha..

1. The hair that resides in the area between your asshole and ball sack. "Shit man I need to shave my Porjangle its getting to long!&..

1. a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head. I got jet fuel all over me now..