Eporleum

What is Eporleum?


1.

A sport. The rapid movement of the male gonads in a vertical rigorous motion against the bark of a tree. If your balls explode, you lose. But if the tree bark comes off you win.

The man lost the game of eporleum and and his gonads.

2.

A sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male sex, where he (e.g. the jackass) must reciprocate his balls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).

If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.

Once the man went to the woods to eporleate, he never returned to sanity.

See Davo

3.

Something Ryan Wong's like to do with their tiny balls

I can't tell if that Ryan Wong is playing eporleum or jacking off his small balls onto that poor tree...

See King Kong


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