E-press

What is E-press?

Someone bullshitting trying to impress others over the interwebz.

Boy in chat room- "I have a 10 incher"

Girl in same chat room- "Im so E-pressed, prove it"

Boy in chat room- "here you go"

Girl in chat room- "feed it some cheese. I new you were trying to E-press me you bullshit artist."

Boy with small dong in chat room- "STFU, your mom! **logs out**"

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