Eptastic

What is Eptastic?

It means to be Epically Fantastic.

When I jumped off that 25 foot tree into the pool that was eptastic.

See epic, fantastic, awsome, wow, crazy

Spootch

1. Semen, spunk, schpunkern, tadies,sperm, goo, cream I deposited a wadload of spootch on my bitch's face..

Skaff

1. To ejaculate onto a woman's pubic hair following intercourse. I totally skaffed your mom last night. See Frankie 2. To have sex..

Lazy Penis

1. a penis which connot be bothered *wont have sex *cant get erect *sighs alot *takes up smoking *with lazy penis you'll often ge..

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