What is Eptense?
1.
A combination of the adjectives
Dude, Cobra Starship is totally eptense!
See
2.
Something that is epic AND intense.
"Dude, look at that clown ride a bull!"
"That is SO eptense!"
See
Random Words:
1.
Unusually large, fleshy vulva, sometimes referred to as a DALLAS DUVET.
Ella's AMERICAN QUILT surpassed in size the beef-curtains ..
1.
The sad, sad disorder nearly all Asian men have. Tiny penises.
Ping Li suffers from Asian Penis Syndrome.
See asian, small, dick, lawl..