What is Eptense?
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A combination of the adjectives
Dude, Cobra Starship is totally eptense!
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2.
Something that is epic AND intense.
"Dude, look at that clown ride a bull!"
"That is SO eptense!"
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When a woman urinates either durring immediately following an especially intense orgasm.
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Another way of saying you are going to kill someone.
If you dont shut your mouth your gonna find yourself 6 feet under.
See dead, kill..