What is Equeef?
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The dreaded eQueef, or Electronic Queef, describes a situation in which a skanky fat chick emails and My Space messages you about how wet you make her when you just really want her to leave you alone.
I had logged on hoping to score with a My Space chick, but instead she just sent me an eQueef that smelled strangely of nutmeg and pickled haddock.
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