Equestrian Blumpkin

What is Equestrian Blumpkin?

1.

A variation on the standard blumpkin. Instead of receiving a blow job on the toilet, the lucky recipient remains standing and poops like a horse.

"So this crazy drunk girl told me she wanted to give me a blumpkin last night. But the line to the bathroom was way too long. So I dropped my pants, stuck my dick in her mouth, and took a crap on the floor like a horse. Who knew that equestrian blumpkins weren’t allowed in Chucky Cheese’s?"

See blumpkin, horse blumpkin, equestrian, blumkin
0

Random Words:

Xiouboncuous
1. To have a plaid, or plaid like luster. "Xiouboncuous" is a great word...
Read more
Ride By
1. Since not all criminals can afford fancy cars, some have to perform their act of violence from a bike. This occurs frequently in parts o..
Read more
=|
1. The same as putting a space as a response, or nothing. the =| is a waste of time. also can mean you don't give a shit about anythin..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free