Equestriaschlong

What is Equestriaschlong?


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Noun. 1) The large penis of a racing horse. 2) A penis comparable in size to the penis of a racing horse.

Before Mary decided to saddle up to the stud, she made sure to pack some extra-large condoms that would fit his equestriaschlong.

See schlong, shlong, cock, johnson, dick


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