What is Equestriaschlong?
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Noun. 1) The large penis of a racing horse. 2) A penis comparable in size to the penis of a racing horse.
Before Mary decided to saddle up to the stud, she made sure to pack some extra-large condoms that would fit his equestriaschlong.
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feeling of complete shock or suprise after being told something
You just got hit upside the head with a "bag of whatdafuck".
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