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Cheer Up, it'll be alright mate.
John: Whats wrong?
Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot.
John: Pussy Up..
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n. a giant fig newton.
Holy fuck that fig newton is like twice the normal size. It's a Fig Twoton!..
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quite strange girl who has little friends and smells like dirty rotten vagina. the only boyfriend she will ever have is the one she has ..