Er1 Edit Meaning

1. a shitty gift you get and it gets stuck in your closet for longer than a year you got me socks?? man, that's a closet gift!! See ..

1. Taking a leak while sporting morning wood. To keep from spraying the wall, you lean forward as much as possible with your legs straight..

1. Another element in the periodic table of awesomeness. May cause lacerations to appear on wrists if spilled on skin. Discovered in 200..