Eragon

What is Eragon?


1.

An entertaining book for children ages 10-15. It is entaertaing but uses many over used themes. The similarities to Star Wars and Lord of the Rings is blatently obvious.... The main charecters name is because it is one letter of Dragon...

Eragon is a good book for kids.

See addictive, fantasy

2.

a huge dragon-sized erection

"i have a huge eragon right now"

See boner, erection, dick, dragon, huge

3.

Something that is an over-rated, over-hyped piece of talent-less garbage, mostly dripping with praise from a newly-born cult of foaming-at-the-mouth fanboys. The excitement generated by these idiots then starts to spread. Casual, sensible people then decide to give the eragon a try. Of course, reviews and hype from the eragon greatly influence their minds. While at first they don't like the eragon that much, as they continue reading/watching/playing it, all the positive things they've heard about it form a foggy layer in their mind, clouding their judgement. As the hype for the eregon continues to grow throughout the months, their enthusiasm grows to. Before they know it, they've become fanboys too! This is known as the eragon effect.

Eragons often plagerize off other, better, things.

See hype, eldest, paolini, overrated, crap

4.

A book produced when a home schooled, nerdy, pale-white sixteen year old decides to waste his life combining Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. It includes characters with names and personalities similar to their generally more respected counterparts, such "Arwen" and "Arya", "Aragorn" and "Eragon", and "Obi-Wan-Kenobi" and "Brom".

Hey, the book I'm reading, Eragon, just had the name "Gil-Galad" in it. Oh, wait, it's "Gil-ead", so its technically not plagirism.

The bad dragon ("Shruiken") in Eragon is named after "Shuriken", the word for ninja star, but the book still sucks.

Since when does Sauron have a dragon?

See crap, shit, waste of time, suspicious

5.

air-uh-GON; air-A-gawn, verb.

# Reproducing or recreating in a new medium a known, loved, or respected piece of work in an unflattering or shoddy manner.

# Wasting of talent, resources, money, or time.

# To make a gross or stupid mistake, esp. through carelessness or mental confusion.

# To reduce to ruin, devastate, destroy, injure irretrievably, shatter, or lay waste to (a thing).

"Did you hear that Ice Capades is going to eragon On the Waterfront?"

"Hiring Jack Nicholson to do OSHA films sounds fun, but it would eragon both his time and our budget."

"I hope Britney doesn't eragon again and forget to put on underpants."

"Michael Richards may very well have eragoned his career."

See unflattering, shoddy, devastate, destroy, shatter, lay waste, fuck up


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