Erect Horizon

What is Erect Horizon?


1.

The moment during a drunken sexual encounter, where, depending upon your state of arousal, your member is either going to achieve full-staff or shrivel back to the size of a black hole singularity.

I tried to nail my wife last night, but was so shit-faced drunk I only made it to the erect horizon and then passed out.

See flaccid, impotent, limp


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