What is Erectile Calestetics?
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See: Jerking off, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, whackin' it, spankin' the monkey, wanking off, beatin' the meat, beat the pud, get your chili whacked, hand job, masturbate, lubing the shaft, choke the chicken, bash the bishop, slap the salami, stroke the trouser snake, doin' it with Palmala Handerson, Rosie Palms, grow some hair on your hands, lather the lolly, etc.
He went to practice his erectile calestetics.
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a VERY atttractive person
" that lifegaurd is a total hunkasaurous, i'm gonna get his number!"
See hunk, stud, handsome..
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Mix this with water and presto! You have yourself douche. Can also be used as an insult.
My wife is cheap, so she buys douche powder...
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To rate a girl with your mates who is in earshot but without her knowing. Taken from the statement "I'd give her one!" or..
