Erectile Dyslexia

What is Erectile Dyslexia?

1. A medical condition in which a guy's penis is hard when turned off and limp and useless when turned on.

2. A term used to define a guy's love of complete uggos.

3. A nicer way(to some) of saying that someone has a screwy penis.

"Wow, that guy must have erectile dyslexia, because that chick is fat and wrinkly."

See erection, Brodino

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