Erectile Malfunction

What is Erectile Malfunction?

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When you lose your erection in the middle of sexual intercourse.

Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!

Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.

Girl: I told you not to drink so much.

See sex, fuck, pussy, ass, damn

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