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Half way to your first anniversary, also known as a 6 month anniversary.
Last night I took Penny out to dinner to celebrate our nanover..
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She is a Marxist whore who appreciates Manchester Orchestra and Blink-182 far too much. She does not do da dope. Has a foot fetish and e..
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When a pussy fart is contained and then frozen, thus creating a queefcicle. Goes good on a summer afternoon.
Man, it sure is hot out he..