Erectizon

What is Erectizon?

when you wake up in the morning and can't see beyond your blanket due to morning stiffness

Julia: "Good morning, sweety! You see that lovely sunrise?"

Sam: "Babe, all I see is the erectizon!" ...

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Queen Of Diamonds

1. A woman who is considered a "Gold Digger" or is interested only in her potential mates monetary status. "She's a Qu..

Xkcd

1. 1. Saving a few seconds at a long red light via elaborate and questionably legal maneuvers. 2. Having someone call your cell phone to f..

Intense Nuggets

1. Some random phrase I just heard on TV that made me laugh a little bit. I kind of thought of it in a perverted way. Person on TV: These ..

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