Erectizon

What is Erectizon?

when you wake up in the morning and can't see beyond your blanket due to morning stiffness

Julia: "Good morning, sweety! You see that lovely sunrise?"

Sam: "Babe, all I see is the erectizon!" ...

See erection, morning, cuddle, bed, horizon, sunrise, stiff, boner, dick, hard-on, sex

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