Erectizon

What is Erectizon?

when you wake up in the morning and can't see beyond your blanket due to morning stiffness

Julia: "Good morning, sweety! You see that lovely sunrise?"

Sam: "Babe, all I see is the erectizon!" ...

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Nyrotic

1. Founded by Prof. Pat Rudden as a means to describe fans of singer-songwriter Laura Nyro. Laura Nyro is my favourite artist. I am a Nyr..

Layaway

1. When you get on an underage girl's good side so that once she becomes legal, you can get her in the sack. Man, I got the Olsen Twi..

Large Zborowski

1. The act of placing a fake penis in your pants to disguise the lack thereof. I think Andre is wearing a Zborowski to impress the boys...

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