Erectus Maximus

What is Erectus Maximus?


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Ancient times:The Ancient Roman god whom controlled all erections

Present: That random guy whom you call erectus maximus because he always has an extreme hard on

Bob: Sup! Erectus Maximus

Random Guy:What?? I don't have a stiffie!

Bob: your such a liar

See stiffie, hard, erection, maximum, lol, hard-on


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